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NOW ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST,
AND LET’S BE CLEAR, I TRUST NO ONE!

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My typical school day

As a teacher, I wish one of my students would say this. I would die laughing and then remember I’m supposed to be the adult in the room. 

WHY IS THIS TINY CHILD FUNNIER THAN ME

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"You can only grow if you’re willing to feel awkward and uncomfortable when you try something new."

- Brian Tracy (via seabois)

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"People miss you more when they see how much happier you are without them."

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500% sure i annoy literally every person

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boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families 

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