NOW ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST,
AND LET’S BE CLEAR, I TRUST NO ONE!
My typical school day
As a teacher, I wish one of my students would say this. I would die laughing and then remember I’m supposed to be the adult in the room.
WHY IS THIS TINY CHILD FUNNIER THAN ME
- Brian Tracy (via seabois)
- (via wreckedsailboats)
500% sure i annoy literally every person
boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families