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foodchewer:

am i from tennessee? cause i’m the only ten i see

(via bastille)

House phone: *rings*
Me: nah

(Source: damndixon, via cumsockmonkey)

weaknudes:

waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.

(Source: thiccthot, via cumfort)